backdoorteenmom:

my sister said she would be home from work at 4 but just came rollin in like 5 minutes ago like hello come collect your kid or at least give me notice you are going to be late


Lindsay Lohan photographed by Vicky Tanzil for Elle Indonesia, March 2014

Lindsay Lohan photographed by Vicky Tanzil for Elle Indonesia, March 2014

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Anonymous Asked:
I don't even know why i'm following you, bye.

canadianslut:

because i fucked your dad and i’m your new stepmom and you’re grounded for talking like that

juantreehill:

faceless bloggers are so mysterious  

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knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

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mariowiki:

The Newcomers in Smash Bros look so good

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